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Blue Boar Waterville 09
Blue Boar Hellhockey, America’s favorite D level men’s hockey squad, entered the Waterville C level tournament and got pounded. ”They always say you learn more by playing with guys who are better than you, well, we got like a Masters Degree at this tourney…” quipped emotional leader, Paul Clark(e).
On Friday, Blue Boar skated well with Slightly Impared, a small defensive lapse in the second period sunk the Boar as they fell 6-2. On Saturday, the morning game vs. Double D’s was close, before another second period collapse put the Boar deep in a hole. Newly acquired goalie, Jim “Smitty” Smith made tremendous saves, including the best ever Blue Boar save at the blue line. Despite the heroics, Blue Boar lost 7-2. In the nightcap, old nemisis Goat Bar was determined to destroy Blue Boar. The crowd tried to rally the hellhockey team with their “2005!” chants, but Goat Bar, who had been building this team with this game in mind for four years, was just too strong. Even Clark(e)’s Spartan Gladiator sandals were not enough to thwart the Goat Bar assault. Blue Boar suffered its first shutout in three years, losing 9-0.
Relive the action by watching the official tourney highlight video below… featuring “Clark(e)’s Corner!
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